ugh it’s me
who am I? I am what we in the business like to call “unemployed.”
I got a degree in something useless from a school I casually hated and now I am LIVING THE DREAM with this little website I have here. I’ll make you laugh, I’ll make you wanna be dead, but most of all I just want to waste your time.
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